AISubs v3.7
My grandma, what will you say after this?
(clapping)
That's funny
That's crazy
Well, you know...
Sometimes I show my grandma's picture in my photos
Yeah, you do that a lot
You know, it's private, right?
Yeah, it's dangerous
Yeah, yeah, yeah
And I'll tell my grandma the mystery
and I'll guess what the answer is
Hey, you're gonna watch it for 4 million yen
My grandma thought it was funny
Did you really get permission from your grandma?
Actually, I really got permission
Wow
When I said, "Millions of people will watch it," she said, "Oh, no, no, no"
(laughing)
Are you okay with that?
You don't know, do you?
No, I know what it is
First of all, I want you to see what kind of grandma I am
Oh, you want everyone to see you?
Yes, I took a self-introduction video, so I want you to see it
You don't usually know, do you?
No, I don't know anything
Then, please listen to me
Okay
My name is ○○ Tetsuko
Your name?
I'm 84 years old
Okay
You're energetic, grandma
Thanks to you, I'm energetic
(laughing)
You, too, ○○
What?!
Well, she said something really serious, so I'm sorry
Can I say it now?
You don't have many self-introductions, do you?
(laughing)
I only said my age
You only said your age, didn't you?
Okay, the first question is "What did you ask?"
It's a mystery, though
Let's listen
Three eyes, one leg, what is a ghost?
If you answer it normally, it's "what is a ghost?"
That's right
But you said "grandma"
Can I say one more thing?
You don't have to say what you're saying
That's right
It's okay if I say it, right?
That's right
It's okay if you say it
It doesn't make sense if you say it
Okay, this is your answer
No, I know how you feel, grandma
I know how you feel, grandma
Because you're older than me
You're right, I'm an old woman
(laughing)
Okay, let's start with Mr. Insect
What do you say to old women in your dream?
Well, old women are basically rude
But they have a flickering power, so they get scared and die
So you say "three eyes," right?
Like, "three eyes," and "three eyes," like that
Oh, I see
What about you, Jetsun?
I'll go first
Old women like ghosts, so I think there's something like a monster type of ghost
And I'd say that old woman played with three eyes and said
demon
Yeah, yeah
Old woman is a demon
Like an old story
Demon is...
Ketsuko
You're doing it for Hiroshi
Sounds good
Lastly, Toshimizu, please
I paid attention to the umbrella, not the third one.
You didn't say umbrella.
I didn't say umbrella.
You can't think of anything but umbrella.
Am I a teacher?
I'll say it again.
When I was a student, I first went on a date with my father. It's nostalgic.
It was raining, so we went shopping at Aiai Umbrella Shopping Street.
I'm going to talk about my memories and answer my own questions.
Let's look at the answers.
Here is the question.
It's not a clog, is it?
It's a one-legged clog.
Wait a minute.
You're crazy.
What is it?
It's not one-legged.
Did you understand the theory?
Yes, I did.
Maybe you should remove about three of them.
If you add two pieces of information, you may only get one piece of information.
Let's move on to the next question.
The question I asked many times is this one.
If you drink ten cups of sour vinegar, it will be sweet. Why is that?
You're not in a good mood, are you?
I'm sorry. I'm a grandmother, so I'm very concerned about it.
Are you a fool?
You were a fool.
Are you a fool?
I went home and cried for the first time in a long time.
Why?
I wanted to go home.
I cried when I saw it.
If you drink ten cups of sour vinegar, it will be sweet.
It's like juice, isn't it?
Oh!
That's amazing.
It has nothing to do with it.
It's not a clog, is it?
It has nothing to do with it.
That's a good point.
No!
She's a grandma, so her intestines are flying.
That's right.
It's crazy.
Does your grandma drink and smoke?
My grandma smokes and *****.
My son will get mad at me.
Everyone seems to have done it.
I'll start with Toshimitsu.
It's ten cups of vinegar, isn't it?
If you step on ten cups of vinegar...
Don't explain it.
I can't laugh a little.
Tetsuya-san, please.
Here you are.
It was bingo, wasn't it?
Things have changed.
It's not bingo vinegar, is it?
It's exactly the same.
It's bingo vinegar, isn't it?
The answer is sweet.
Shall we look at the answer?
Why did it become sweet?
Oh, it's slippery.
It's not that my answer was weird.
It's a little deeper.
I'll raise the volume.
It's bingo vinegar, isn't it?
Is that your answer?
It's bingo vinegar, isn't it?
The problem with ten cups of vinegar is...
If it's sweet, it's bingo vinegar, isn't it?
Shall we move on to the next question?
Yes.
Here is the next question.
What becomes round when you turn it over?
Let's watch it again.
What becomes round when you turn it over?
(Laughing)
I don't know if you're laughing or not.
I didn't ask you a question.
I'm sure you didn't ask me a question.
If it's normal, it's like...
It's bingo vinegar, isn't it?
It's not that my answer was weird.
What becomes round when you turn it over?
Can I say the answer?
It doesn't matter.
Car.
Round car.
I see.
I got it.
Yes.
Tetsuya, please.
Car.
Anyway, please give me the answer.
Toshimitsu, please.
I'm going to cut off "hikkuri kaesu" and stop it.
Ball.
Oh, I see.
Toshimitsu, please.
My hair is messy.
"kesuttaikotsu" (scraped bone)
That's "yumemori".
Okay, I'll give you the answer.
"hikkuri kaesu" and "maruku naru mono"?
Yes, "hikkuri kaesu" and "maruku naru mono".
"dango mushi" (steamed dumplings)
Wow!
I knew you were right at first.
Wow!
Hey, you!
It's not like you know the answer, but you just came up with it, right?
You're an old woman.
Okay, here's the next question.
Out of "anpan", "shokupan", "kaleipan" and many other breads,
which is the biggest bread in Japan?
Which bread is the biggest bread in Japan?
That's what it means.
Okay, Muji, please.
I don't know why you're saying this, but it's "pan".
And it's "rasanazo", so it's "pan".
Wow!
Okay, Tetsuya-san, please.
First of all, when you think about "what is the biggest bread in Japan?", you think of "frying pan", right?
And if you think about "what is the biggest bread in Japan?", you think of "chinese hot pot".
Wow!
That's a good way of saying it.
Okay, Toshiyuki-san, please.
Like I said earlier,
"japan".
It might be better for you to say "japan" instead of "go".
Which one is it?
Is it "japan" or "go"?
Which one is it?
If you can't say it, you'll say it wrong.
"japan"!
Which one is it?
Okay, let's see the answer.
The answer is...
It's not "kabemon", is it?
It's "nazunazu".
It's difficult, isn't it?
What?
Grandma, you can't say it anymore.
Hey!
Oh, so that's what it is.
I don't know what it is.
Isn't it impossible to guess "houki"?
It's a question you can't answer.
It's a final question.
The person who got it right is "setsuko".
setsuko
Let's move on.
The next question is this one.
Here is the next question.
"momo-chan",
What kind of poison do you use when you get hurt?
setsuko
I knew you could do it!
If you are a grandma, you should know it.
I only know "setsuko"'s feelings.
sangan
Why didn't I say it?
Here is the first question.
Let's start with "tetsuya-san".
I know it, but I don't know if it's poison or disinfectant.
But I said the wrong poison.
moudoku
"toshimitsu-san", please.
"kale", "genten", "kaihi"
I only have "tsuba" in my name.
"mushi-san", please.
My name is "toshimitsu-yori".
I see.
Let's see the answer.
What kind of poison do you use when you get hurt?
kinodoku
You are good at it!
You are wrong!
It's not "umaku".
I don't know what it means.
I only know "tokutsuite".
Isn't it "kinodoku"?
I don't know what it means.